Paint The Target

Where’s the squad at? Are they on fleek? (That’s what the kids say, right? I’m hip!). Welcome to a whole new month! The weather’s warming up, and throughout the last month our contributors were painting units. Groups of models. Squads, teams, families, whatever. We don’t often set multiple model targets, but every once in awhile it’s good to push the painting table. Let’s check out this month’s submissions…

Simon S pulled out his Chibi Takaoshi University students! Of course, you know I’m all about that cupcake. Mmmm baked goods…

Chris W’s Stormtroopers are a hit! Wait, no, they’re Stormtroopers, that can’t be right…

Dieson’s Uhlans are riding out with their explosive lances. Nothing quite says “Up yours, mate!” like a lance that detonates when you poke someone with it.

Kevin C’s thundering hooves of Chaos want to know who squeezed the Charmin. It really ticks Archaon off.

Mars’ skeletons look like they’re positioning for the cover of a Nordic death metal album. Which, I guess, is appropriate for the undead. That guy in the back’s hair tho’… #jealous

Lining up ley lines to be utilized for the grand convocation, Mark S’s Eradicators would have calculated the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, and found it wanting.



It’s not often I can determine a winner with simple roll of a d6… This month’s winner is… Kevin C!!! Gratz, you win something from the LH Prize Pool! Send me an address at and I’ll get something in the mail for you!


It’s getting hotter out there for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere. Sunburn is a thing. You should protect your noggins. Your target, Losties, is… Chapeaus! Hats! Hoods! Helmets! No uncovered pates, I want to see sensible models who are mindful of the deadly rays of the hateful daystar. Put a lid on it!

Send in your pics of newly painted shinies to by Noon EST, June 28th. Deadline is deadline, people. Once more, one random participant will receive a little somethin’ somethin’ in the mail. You want somethin’? You gotta submit! Don’t forget to include your online handle! Oh, and if you can make the pics attachments to the emails rather than inline, that’d help me on the formatting end.