Paint The Target

Down with follicles! Up with chrome domes! Luxuriate in your shiny heads, my friends, it’s a whole new month and a whole new Target! But before we give you November’s theme, we need to sit back, relax, and enjoy the glorious work of some marvelous painters who really appreciate turtle wax in a way it wasn’t necessarily originally intended. Let’s look at October’s entries!

Oh, Drew… your brushiness always inspires. This Dragon Tyrant may not have any scales, but those forehead wrinkles – he’s clearly spending all his time worrying about his progeny and whether they’re wearing their cardigans in cooler weather.

Cos Aggy decided that Cthugrosh and his spitters needed to be fleshy tones… dear God, Aggy, what’s wrong with you?!?

Chadi, the loudest man in Warmachine, went to town this week and painted the hooded Gudrun, and his boil master. Now, I’ve had boils… I don’t think I want this guy lancing any of them.

In the grim darkness of Khador, there is only Schmitty the Mechanik… Dieson is set to throw a wrench in your plans.

Dr Q likes to think that he’s a fun guy… These fungi like to think that Dr Q tastes like chicken!

When you go by Epic Duck Mike, it’s only fitting that your Defender X is Defender XLR…

In the “Well, that’s unexpected!” pile, Jason B cranked out his Gaslands fleet. The Bone Heads are ready to roll!

MarkS is buckling down… Get it? It’s a warjack with a buckler! I’m hilarious. Don’t you forget it.

In a ridiculous example of pandering, NotThatOne delivered a kicky monk… on an LH base. I’m not that easily bribed!

Though granted, his orks look pretty darn sweet.

Original Will can’t wait to pour Syvestro’s latest concoction all over some Khadorans.

The Idoneth are an entire army of bald elves! Enormous carnivorous fish are also hairless. VoltRon shoots, he scores!


By the shining of my head, now the winner’s name is said! (*jarring chord, puff of smoke*) – Original Will!!! Gratz, you win something from the LH Prize Pool! Send me an address at and I’ll get something in the mail for you!


Give your bold, give me your grizzled, give me your battle scarred. For many, November is a time to remember those who have served their countries in the field. For this month, your challenge is to paint models that have undertaken the trials of the battlefield, who know what it’s like to risk their own lives in the name of king and country (or queen and empire, pope and theocracy, whatever). Show me your VETERANS.

Send in your pics of newly painted shinies to by Noon EST, November 28th. Deadline is deadline, people. Once more, one random participant will receive a little somethin’ somethin’ in the mail. You want somethin’? You gotta submit! Don’t forget to include your online handle! Oh, and if you can make the pics attachments to the emails rather than inline, that’d help me on the formatting end.