Paint the Target

Welcome to the first post of February 2020! As is our grand tradition, the first post of the month is a gallery of entries from those who participated in the previous month’s Paint The Target. One of these lucky painters will be chosen at random to receive something from the Lost Hemisphere prize pool. Who doesn’t like free stuff?? Weirdo’s, that’s who. And as a professional weirdo, I should know! Let’s stroll through the gallery,shall we?

PeteF is the first of this month’s Sir Drefyus’. Given that I painted one myself this month as well, it seems Riot Quest is on a few people’s minds!

Want to reach out and touch someone half a board away? Plarzoid does! Remove both hands and replace them with long barreled firearms!

Alright, strictly speaking I don’t think Squeak counts as having a reach attack, but his tail is long, and I like rats, so… Dammit, SimonS…

TACPainting is feeling Infernal with Eilish Garrity, reaching out with nasty evil magicks to do nefarious stuff.

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen RelicKnights in the gallery. Cheers to TastyMonkeyBrains for knocking out Rin Farrah, even if she is part of the Circe Speed Circuit. #BlackDiamondForever

It’s Wallorspin. It’s Boss MacHorn. She has a rocket punch. Boom.

Lostie Ben took to Sir Dreyfus with a vintage, worn look in mind. Given the post-apocalyptic state of the Iron Kingdoms in the Riot Quest setting, I can’t say I blame him.

DocEther is a super keener, painting the entire Marvel: Crisis Protocol core set. Doctor Octopus has four long-reaching tentacles, so he and three of his friends can stay in the running. The rest of you, get out!

Drew likes to remind us that he can paint from time to time. I hate you, Drew. No, no, I don’t, that’s just the moonshine talking. đŸ˜‰ The Black Knight’s Squire from Kingdom Death is toting an enormous sword!

DrQ got his Ninja All Stars on and kicked out Benkei, ready to catch and snap some swords with his polearm

Remember Jason? He was part of some of the original WarmaHordes challenges. now apparently he’s painting pirate warjacks. Keep those nets away from me, you Buccaneers!

Lonelymonk also knocked out Sir Dreyfus, but tagged in Widget with her enormous wrench in the process

Another Riot Quest perpective, shit ’em from half a board away. The Wolf With No Name’s got a bullet with MyEvilTwin’s name on it.



The cool January winds blow, and under the sheltering canopy of the crab apple tree in my back yard that really isn’t a sheltering canopy cos it’s not an evergreen, I find the name: BenB! Send me your address, I’ll send you something shiny.


Ah, l’amour. I’m sure I spelled that incorrectly and my French-speaking better half will correct me at some point. February is, of course, known for CaptainCon! Or, ya know, Valentines Day. Your challenge for February is to paint couples. One base with two figures, two models that go together, two models that don’t really but underneath their helmets they could be making goo-goo eyes at each other, who am I to judge. I’m pretty sure I can paint two light warjacks and ship them…

Your February target is couples/duos.

Send in your pics of newly painted shinies to by Noon EST, February 26th. Deadline is deadline, people. Once more, one random participant will receive a little somethin’ somethin’ in the mail. You want somethin’? You gotta submit! Don’t forget to include your online handle! Oh, and if you can make the pics attachments to the emails rather than inline, that’d help me on the formatting end.