There are many things in the Warmachine universe that are scary. Some are just mildly creepy, some send a shiver up your spine, and then there are things that make you shudder like when you’ve been wandering around the house barefoot with the lights off, and something goes *squish*. Which brings us to Bane Thralls… which don’t really go squish that easily, so maybe it’s not an ideal analogy… nonetheless, Privateer Press releases the new plastic Bane Thralls this month, and I’m pretty impressed – only from a modelling standpoint, I still shake my fist at Cryx, don’t worry – so I thought you might like to have a butcher’s. Which is Aussie slang, and has nothing to do with Orsus Zoktavir. Sigh.